"Fresh Wedding Toasts - From One-Liners To Four-Minute Gems"

You're the best man, or maid of honor, or the father of the bride, and you're on the spot for a toast for the wedding, and you're afraid you're going to embarass yourself -- and maybe the bride and groom, too.

Now, imgagine: You give the speech and everyone laughs (with you), or smiles, or goes "aaahhh".

Can you really get this kind of heartfelt response from your audience? I don't know. But let's see what we can do.

These are just some of the classic short wedding toasts, humorous wedding toasts, and touching wedding toasts you can find if you look around a bit.

If you are the best man, the maid of honor, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most likely be giving a longer toast.

If this is you, you might want to weave some of the one-liners listed below into your wedding toast / speech. But, since you are aiming at a 2-4 minute toast, you will probably need to prepare a little more than this page can help you with.

If you'd like some more help with your speech or toast . . .

. . .click here to see ready-made
speeches and toasts.

And now, for some short, free wedding toasts . . .

Touching One-Liner Wedding Toasts

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

more wedding toast samples . . .

Practical Wedding Speeches

Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Wedding Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion -- just make sure the words are "Yes dear".

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Short Wedding Toast Poems

I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here's to [Jake] a helluva pal, every girls guy and every guys gal. He's a prince, he's a topper, he's the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants. (P.J. O'Roarke)

A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let's hope that [Amanda]
Don't grow a big butt!

Wedding Speech Etiquette

Wedding toast top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don't sweat this part. No one's keeping track :)

1. Best Man
2. Groom's Father
3. Bride's Father
4. Groom
5. Bride
6. Friends and Relatives
7. Maid/Matron of Honor
8. Groom's Mother
9. Bride's Mother
10. Anyone else

Again, you may not want to use these wedding toasts alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might weave them (or something like them) into your longer wedding toast.

If you'd like some more help
with your wedding speech or toast . . .

. . .click here to see ready-made speeches and toasts.

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